Let's see what this muse can do...


Piratical Advice...On the prevention and alleviation of Sea SicknessPiratical Advice...
I have been set the task of a bit o writin by Capn Jeff who claims the fair waters of Hawaii as is home port. I have decided to set down a bit o' advice. On the prevention and alleviation of Sea Sickness: Ahoy, landlubbers! So ye be wantin to sail the seas do ye? Whats that? Ye not be havin yer sea legs yet and suffer from that malady known as sea sickness? Since this be no true sickness or disease, it be best to keep the followin in mind. And do not be feelin too bad, any mariner worth 'is salt has had a bout with the ailment
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As was Violet Grimm
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Sanity may be madness but the maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be. ~Don Quixote
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Perfection is boring.
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend.
And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.
It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere.
Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes.
Remember:
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail....
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ...
WE screwed up, but we had fun! "
Proud to be your Friend!
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead.
I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
I've learned...that money doesn't buy class.
I've learned...that it's those small daily
happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day.
What makes me think I can?
I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned.
I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.
To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.
Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means
sending it back to the person who sent it to you.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have
a circle of friends
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This is the first time I've worked without a net... I want to tell the truth. At the same time, I don't want to start a feeding frenzy.
Thomas McGuane, Panama, 1978
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